Simon Cowell Warned By Miami Police While At The Beach With Baby Eric, Lauren Silverman And Dogs
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Posted: 25/02/2014 13:00 GMT | Updated: 25/02/2014 13:00 GMT
The 'X Factor' boss has been snapped spending time on Miami beach with his precious pooches Squiddly and Diddly, girlfriend Lauren Silverman and new baby son Eric over the past few days, after escaping the cold New York weather.
Police reportedly had a word with the music mogul for ignoring a sign which states that no dogs are allowed on the beach.
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Let's face it, Simon Cowell
might have all the money in the world but he's always been incapable of
buying (a) jeans that fit and (b) anything remotely fashionable, but
boy-oh-boy, he's taken things to a WHOLE new level judging by these
snaps of him in Benidorm Miami.
**WARNING: YOU CANNOT UNSEE THESE PICTURES**
The music mogul was spotted looking like an extra from a Village People tribute band as he took a stroll with his girlfriend Lauren Silverman, their new-born son Eric and one of his pampered pooches.
Simon Cowell thought this was an acceptable 'outfit' to wear in public. It wasn't.
His favourite flared jeans (in an extra long leg, natch) are present
and (in)correct but I have a feeling he might have been chatting in a
slightly higher octave (or five) thanks to some seriously painful
looking bunching as a result of wearing them somewhere around his
armpits.
Jon Hamm would be proud.
And while I appreciate it was probably a balmy Miami evening, no one - not even Lauren -
needs to be subjected to those hirsute moobs more than absolutely necessary.
Put a deep-V on love! It's not like you don't have a wardrobe full of them.
And to finish the look? Why, some George Michael-esque aviator shades of course, because, you know, he REALLY wants to go unnoticed.
Sorry Si, even poor little Eric looks like he can't quite believe what you're wearing.
Sack the stylist? If only he had one.
Simon Cowell Forgets His Shirt And Wears The Naffest Jeans We've Ever Seen For An Evening Stroll In Miami With Lauren Silverman And Their New-Born Son Eric (PICS)
**WARNING: YOU CANNOT UNSEE THESE PICTURES**
The music mogul was spotted looking like an extra from a Village People tribute band as he took a stroll with his girlfriend Lauren Silverman, their new-born son Eric and one of his pampered pooches.
Simon Cowell thought this was an acceptable 'outfit' to wear in public. It wasn't.
Jon Hamm would be proud.
And while I appreciate it was probably a balmy Miami evening, no one - not even Lauren -
needs to be subjected to those hirsute moobs more than absolutely necessary.
Put a deep-V on love! It's not like you don't have a wardrobe full of them.
And to finish the look? Why, some George Michael-esque aviator shades of course, because, you know, he REALLY wants to go unnoticed.
Sorry Si, even poor little Eric looks like he can't quite believe what you're wearing.
Sack the stylist? If only he had one.
